Share '~~Post Eclipse Report~~'

--Post Eclipse Report-- Late Breaking News From the Great Guides Upstairs--- The guys and gals who brought you last year's work slowdown--- We have an urgent report from all of them--- Earth-Students--Listen Up! The gist of this, almost year long backlog of notices and reports, includes the following headlines: Semi-Ascended People Losing Patience with Slow Ascension Rates! Archangel Mich…