I can't actually remember how I found it, Phyllis.
I was probably surfing aimlessly, drifting in a sea of Internet dross, going under for the third time when I was washed ashore. Gasping for air, I looked up and noted that the very seagulls were calling "Peace an' Light, guv. Know wot I mean? Peace an' Light an' all that innit?" and I thought "I'm SAVED!!"
I've been a castaway on this island ever since. Last week, I put a message in a bottle. It said "HELP!" and I cast it into the ocean. This morning a bottle washed ashore with a message in it. That one said "Your cry for help has been passed to the relevant authority and you should receive an appropriate response in due course"