3rd Eye Retrograde - Change is never easy...

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3rd Eye Retrograde Part 2

Another Important Energy Alert

Picking up where we left off in Part 1, this 3rd Eye Retrograde period promises to be filled with surprises.

Venus, our Cosmic Sister, will team up with her close personal friends, The 7 Sisters, in a riveting play off game with the other planets. This Cosmic Tug of War will have a far reaching impact on anyone experiencing a Saturn return. It's bad enough dealing with Saturn, the Relentless Taskmaster, in Virgo, but now that we've got The 7 Sisters entering into this mix, expect arguments to flare up, shopping excursions to go awry, and you may find that special top that you like to wear will disappear. Supposedly, that top coming up missing, will force you to finally go through your clothes and discard those which no longer serve your highest good.

During this period of 3rd Eye energies moving backwards, we are expecting more and more Earth Students to reflect back on the good old days. Remember when you first discovered that you might have another eye? Who among us can ever forget the day, month and year our 3rd Eyes opened for the first time? Good times... good times....

Many have called in requesting advance notification with respect to the location of the 4th Eye. We don't know where it end up on our bodies, but we suspect that the Collective Consciousness has a few tricks up their sleeves. They have a committee, in case you didn't know, who has devoted long hours, perhaps even years, coming up with ways to surprise us, The Best Earth Students on the Planet Earth. And, they have never failed in that endeavor, ever, ever, ever. We've sent some undercover detectives who will shape shift into secret forms, so they can trick the Grid & Meridian inspectors and infiltrate the Collective Consciousness. Once they gain acceptance, we expect that they will be able to give us a heads up on the location for the New 4th eye. This is all we can say about this right now, so please stop nagging us for more information.

3rd Eye Retrograde and its impact on:

Leo and Leo Rising

Leos bother me, in fact they get on my last nerve. I'm not sure if I can even be somewhat nice here, but I'll try. What is heck is the matter with you, Leo? You always need to be the center of attention! Think about that, as this 3rd Eye Retrograde period will be in your 5th House of pleasure. Instead of trying to be the Leader of the Pack the way you always do--- we want you to give serious thought to redecorating your bedroom. Add a few nice throw pillows to the bedding, and animal prints will be the best choice as they assist in raising power animal energies in your space.

At this point in time, you are strongly urged to bake mandel bread, and, of course, eat it; stick to the strong vibrational energies of whole wheat pasta, and for a light snack---we suggest sunflower seeds---in the shell, so your mouth can be distracted from bossing and ordering other people around.

Exercises to help you grow and shut up:
You should seek out a nunnery or monastery, preferably one where the residents have taken vows of silence. Upon entering, we want you to start rearranging any furniture you can get your hands on. Don't ask anyone if you should do this, just do it. When you get finished with that, we want you to join the nuns or monks for meditation. During that time, it's our suggestion that you try to disrupt the meditative energies with telling old jokes. Don't worry about whether or not the nuns or monks have heard the jokes before, chances are they'll just listen and reward you with a small, secretive smile.
After this joke telling session, you can leave and go about your usual stuff. I wish I could think of something else to keep you busy...

Virgo and Virgo Rising

This 3rd Eye Retrograde will be impacting your 6th House. You know Virgo, it's about time you stopped with your tedious nit-picking. Yes, we get it, you're a perfectionist---well enough already! Stop distracting yourself with making sure that everything looks good. Trust us, it's far better for you to feel good!

Try this exercise to help you deal with the demons that demand order and structure:
Go into your kitchen and fill up a gallon size plastic container with water, grab a large serving spoon as well. Then get your keys and wallet and get into your car, tucking the water bottle and serving spoon safely into the front passenger seat. We want you to drive to the nearest playground.
Once there, we want you to find an area where there isn't any grass. Yes, we want you to sit down on the ground and feel the vibration of Mother Earth entering your root chakra. While this is happening, start digging into the earth with the serving spoon. Dig a hole that is about 10 inches deep, saving the dirt in a neat little pile on the side. Once this hole is perfect, we want you to take the gallon jug of water and pour it into the hole, adding some dirt from the pile next to you. Do this with your bare hands and we don't care if you just got your nails done, just follow the instructions! We want you to make mud pies with your hands, feeling the dirt and chunks of rocks and other debris on your skin, feel the energy of the eons penetrate your consciousness. Lastly, take the mud and smear it on your face and neck, clean up the mess on the ground so no one trips in the hole you made, then drive home with a nice smile on your face.
After you clean up, make a nice salad for yourself and watch the Real Housewives of New York City.

Libra and Libra Rising

Libra, this 3rd Eye Retrograde will fall heavily in your 7th House. Why do you talk so much? Don't you ever shut up? Oh sure, we know you think you have something to say, but this non-stop yammering is played out already. Additionally, during this period it's best that you not shop so much. We understand that you feel the weight of the shopping world on your shoulders, and of course we understand that all the sales people know you by name and miss you when you don't shop, but there are more important things at stake here!

Here is a list of chores to keep you busy and shut you up:
See that pile of clothes on the chair over there? It's been growing higher and higher over the past week or so. Don't you think it's time you straightened out your own mess?
When you are done with that, look over on the other side of your closet, see that mass of unmatched shoes? Why, Libra, why? Clean it up! Now!
Next, let's move on to your dresser drawers. What the heck, Libra? Belts mixed in with panties, mixed in with socks...get busy!

When you are done with that, you should be so tired that you can't talk, which is a good thing. Now, remember that piece of chocolate cake? Yes, go eat it, it will raise your vibration to unheard of heights and will be the final exercise before you go take a nap.

Scorpio and Scorpio Rising

For Scorpios, this period of Retrograde will be firmly anchored in your 8th House. It's all about boundaries for you Scorpios; you always seem to be unaware, or not care, about boundaries. You're secretive and often the manipulation of others turns you on. Well, that's gotta end. Yes, yes, then we'll all have to deal with you holding onto your grudges, never forgetting who did what to you---but did you ever stop and think about what that does to you? If you don't let go of those comfortable victim grudges, you won't be able to move into a space of trust and love.
Please stop eating so much cheese, bread and rice during this period. Instead, replace those foods with Klondike Ice Cream squares, popcorn and corn flakes. You won't be sorry you made this important change in your diet.

Exercise to help you grow:

Go out to the mall. Try to find one that is busy, which in and of itself is hard during these tough economic times. Once inside the mall, maybe the Food Court will be a bit busier. Please stand between a couple of tables and try to quiet your mind. Once you've accomplished this, begin to cry and look at all the people looking at you as you show this raw side of your emotions. Go up to the old couple, sitting behind you, who have nothing better to do but walk around malls and sit in the Food Court before going out for an Early Bird dinner special. Ask the old lady sitting there, who's been kvetching to her poor husband, for a tissue. She'll pull one out of her purse and swear to you that it's just crumpled, but not used. Thank her and wipe your eyes.

Feel better now?


Real Estate:
Nice Condo with a View for lease, or sale----this little gem is perfect for a little getaway haven in the underpopulated section of the Axial Node of the Magnetosphere of Atoms, near the center-point of a Portal. Panoramic views of the borders, where one can sit for hours watching all poor struggling lower vibrational humans get picked up by the Grid Guards, breathtaking sunsets and a kitchen to die for, all packaged into a 3 bedroom 2.8 bathroom condo. Owner will finance, bring any and all offers quickly, as this one will go fast.

There's no time to list the other goings on in the ethers and realms right now, the energies of the Earth Vortexes are compelling me to go iron a pair of pants.

In Part 3, the energies for Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces will be investigated, along with the impact of the septiles, and vertigo with Chiron entering into the Neptune zone.

As always, Earth souls, let's be careful out there...