We’d like to show the side of the world you don’t normally see on television.

I heard a rumor that~~~~

Crones were old bitties, and old hags, and toothless ladies who wear granny panties.

Anyone have:
Any other rumors to add?
Insights?
Thoughts?
Comments?
Questions?
Just wondering...

;-D
AW

Replies to This Discussion

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 1:53pm

Violette~~ "Annie, sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Now I almost fell off my chair. "Did you see that interesting man underneath you?", now you're moving the hottie thing up a notch..." ( I just removed the exclamation points and I'll bet Violette won't notice)

Nothing to say, but I'm dealing with this punctuation madness, in private.

AW

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 2:46pm

Nobody bother me for a while.
I'm very busy.
Ascended Master Jesus (yes I do mean Jesus) just popped in for a visit and he's wanting me to do some channeling for him.
I had to do a typing test first, bloody ridiculous if you ask me.
But anyway, I'm busy over on a google document typing this channeling.
BTW---Jesus has a nice goatee these days...
Blessings,
AW

Permalink Reply by Marian on August 14, 2009 at 3:23pm

OMG they're at it again & all you said, Annie, was your & V's moon are in Scorpio & you were laughing like a drain into your pillow just thinking of the stuff we all came up with the other night. So was I. Convulsed in the pillow. Well, it's all V's fault, we know that - her, her cat...

~Magickal Graphics~
and her exclamations & question marks - but AW's taking care of that.................

So what was it I wanted to say - thread, thread?
oh yes: did y'all realize whatever we say on here is dutifully & automatically transferred to the first section of our own pages - to be seen by the world? I just checked & my top page is all Marian said this to AW's discussion in Crone to the Bone or Jeanne's discussion in Crone to the Bone - the whole page...

so, editor & censor, if we say anything really bad - like hotties, men lying underneath Violette, erect cabooses, it's a good idea not to say it in the first three sentences...
... so you think that's why we haven't had ANY men crones post here in an age? we've put them all off by our multiple appearances on our own AOAND pages?
Blame V & her hotties.
AkashicWreckage said:

Nobody bother me for a while.
I'm very busy.
AW

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 4:22pm

Violette Ruffley said:

I just signed my DNR (Do not resusitate) papers, And I usually delete that really blatant quotes from my profile page.

Oh---hi, here you are.

I deliberately put the best stuff possible, in the first 3 sentences.
I figure that it will get buried and that those who are supposed to see it, will---
Damn, you signed the DNR?
We have a list of volunteers, standing by, ever ready---
To perform mouth to mouth---
They're bare chested, and they wax their chests and backs---
Sometimes elsewhere---
But if you don't want them to---
Breathe life back into you---
Hooo--kay!

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 5:21pm

"No thanks ~ when the time comes with dignity please, no mouth to mouth.. I have already done that on a drowning victim and it is a terrible thing to look into blank eyes, having his wife begging you to do something to save him. Better I should be goofy rather than serious. Sooooooo what's the thread?"

I'm sorry, Violette, it was an insensitive comment, and I apologize.
I think that having the plans laid out, helps others---

I plan on being stuffed, sort of like taxidermy.
I want to be propped up in a corner---
With my lap top on my lap---
A smile on my face----
My fingers rigor mortised on the keyboard---
I've left instructions that my cable internet is to be paid in perpetuity---
And that the web cam always be on, and that I be connected to Skype chat---24/7.
The kids are to take turns, housing my stuffed body.
And then my stuffed body will be inherited by their kids---
AW

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 6:01pm

There must be something quite karmic about these revelations. My ex is Scorpio, Pisces rising, forget where his moon is.
My moon is in Sagittarius.
Mercury in Scorpio---I forget what that means.
Venus in Sagittarius as well..
Mars in Capricorn
Jupiter in Taurus
Saturn in Libra...
North Node Aquarius---which knowing this and trying to work with it, has helped me enormously.
AW

Annie said:

I liked what you wrote about before retiring last night. Holding your pillow close & envisioning someone very special & real & to have that soul connection there. Me too. Did you see that we both have our moons in Scorpio. The moon represents ones emotions. Violette is the pain in your brain or spine? No pressure to respond here on that. I went through lots of spine tests years back & it truly does get quite old. On to funner things...I think it was Sunday a.m. the sun was rising I was just falling asleep & I laid there laughing in my sleep. I think it was from this good place as Marion said that we all created. OMG Violette did you see that interesting man underneath you...........I mean his picture under yours on Peace Portal. Anthony Strange think is his name. I can imagine you two together. Can you invite him for coffee? I'd like to come to because I know the humor intelligence factor would be unbearably fun. How about it AW, Marion, Nuns, Anthony, can we all come over missV.

Permalink Reply by Jeanne on August 14, 2009 at 6:11pm

I sent Richard Lukens an email today... telling him that we have an enormously long thread... I didn't expect him to look at it - but he did. He responded by saying, "I read quite a bit about thong panties... then decided this was not really my place...
But I am so happy you let me know about how it is going with the group... that's so cool..."

Maybe I should contact Mr. Strange next... tee hee... or not.

Permalink Reply by Jeanne on August 14, 2009 at 6:35pm

I had a wonderful day... lunched with a couple of crone wanna-bes, 20 and 30-something. Both wise, smart and beautiful crones in training... they're gonna tell their mother about CTTB.

I think Victor Strange is a made-up name - a character from a comic book; the brother of Dr. Strange.

Your probably right about no contact though... he's a cartoon.

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 14, 2009 at 6:38pm

Jeanne said, "I think Victor Strange is a made-up name - a character from a comic book; the brother of Dr. Strange."

I thought it was Tony Strange?
Or was it Antonio Strangello?

Where's the thread???????
AW

Permalink Reply by Melanie Worman on August 14, 2009 at 6:41pm

I've just arrived at the party and don't understand what's going on despite going back for 10 pages. Are you trying to set an AOAND record for the longest discussion? It's 2.30am in the UK and I want to sleep but I feel like an alien who doesn't speak the language. I thought this was about hags, lack of teeth and grannie panties. My teeth are in a container in the bathroom. I very rarely put them in my mouth cause there's noone to see me and I don't wear knickers (=panties) either.

Permalink Reply by AkashicWreckage on August 15, 2009 at 7:39am

Melanie said, "I've just arrived at the party and don't understand what's going on despite going back for 10 pages. Are you trying to set an AOAND record for the longest discussion? It's 2.30am in the UK and I want to sleep but I feel like an alien who doesn't speak the language. I thought this was about hags, lack of teeth and grannie panties. My teeth are in a container in the bathroom. I very rarely put them in my mouth cause there's noone to see me and I don't wear knickers (=panties) either."

Join the club, none of us truly know what's going on here in this dang thread!
It started out innocent and then took on a mind of its own!
Blessings,
AW

Permalink Reply by Victoria Regina on August 15, 2009 at 9:36am

Ohhhkay.... well truth be known, I did not read through all the posts 210 pages! tee hee but I've read enough to laugh at the mental picture of AW and the 'wanna bees' -- eat your hearts out aspireling Crones! Don't know who Dr. Strange is, but hey, meet Rev.Strange, at your service. A long time ago, I came to the conclusion that, if I don't like the program, I can always change the channel, or turn off the computer... uh, i mean T.V. yeah, that's it. And I'm still LMAO over AW's plans for when she 'buys the Farm', and Mel's teeth and no knickers! Yeah, that's right....another truth, I don't either, ESPECIALLY when I wear a dress. *winking at the Mighty Mz. Violette*
I ain't proud. Besides, if I have the choice, I prefer to make peeple laugh, because otherwise, Life just ain't funny...and my mission today is to hear Violette laugh so hard she snorts! I've heard it for myself, and it's AWESOME!!!
Shaved chests, backs, and other places. Oo ooh, can we use hot wax, instead? Pahleeeze!!!
If you were able to follow all that, consider yourself a genius, OR, just plain ol' "plugged-in".
Wishing All You Absolutely Gorgeous CRONES to the BONES a Truly Marvelous Day.
My work here is done.... Loven Hugs,

Poof!
Victoria

AkashicWreckage said:

Melanie said, "I've just arrived at the party and don't understand what's going on despite going back for 10 pages. Are you trying to set an AOAND record for the longest discussion? It's 2.30am in the UK and I want to sleep but I feel like an alien who doesn't speak the language. I thought this was about hags, lack of teeth and grannie panties. My teeth are in a container in the bathroom. I very rarely put them in my mouth cause there's noone to see me and I don't wear knickers (=panties) either."

Join the club, none of us truly know what's going on here in this dang thread!
It started out innocent and then took on a mind of its own!
Blessings,
AW