For Laughter

[Peace Portal]

Post "Jokes" and funny stories, those that uplift to laughter in this Discussion area:

"If I want to feel younger and look younger, then it's only natural that part of my daily routine is to laugh more. Laughing gives the muscles of my face, chest, and abdomen a workout. A hearty laugh stimulates my heart rate, causes me to breathe deeply, and releases happiness hormones, my endorphins.

Laughter is one of the ways I express my gratitude to God. As I laugh, I release the gladness of my soul into the environment - creating something that's good for me and good for all those around me."

[Peace Portal]

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a very large lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady moved between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous women stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the woman, said quietly to his son .. "Go get your mother..."

Hope this isn't too sexest a joke; nor any Amish are offended.

[Jewell Cornette]

thank you so much..... blessings, Jewell ... I needed this so much...

[Free Digital Universe]

FACTS ABOUT THE HUMAN BODY

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's "thing" is three times the length of his thumb. ("edited" use your imagination)

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

[Ron Alexander]

For a few years, I led a healing, drumming, & chanting full moon group on top of a sacred mountain overlooking the San Francisco Bay. Laura Bell, who lived on a small house boat with her husband in Sausalito was a dynamic 70 something year old who became the leader of the favorite chant - a belly laugh! We would drum and laugh and laugh and drum and dance for thirty minutes or more in the moon light.
I don't live there now but I still feel the health effects of it and may start another drumming belly laughing group here.