Left to Our Own Devices...

[AkashicWreckage]

Arch-Angels now want time off

Guides are gathering and forming a labor union--potential strike imminent

Other Chakras want to go retrograde

What the heck?

The ethers, grids, meridians, vortexes, etc----are jumping with this late breaking news---

I've been craving onion rings lately...and I think that was my higher self's way of telling me that something is not quite right....

I've been instructed to share this:

The Arch-Angels, whose numbers are not really known---the numbers vary anywhere from 7 - to perhaps 30 or 40, maybe even 72---have petitioned St. Germaine, aka Thoth, aka Metatron , aka Enoch, and the Others who set the work schedule, for time off. They say that they do more work than the Ascended Masters and deserve to have a vacation too. These grumblings began to be felt by a few sensitives shortly before Mercury went Retrograde in January and we expect that if their demands are not met, we may see the rippling effects of a work slowdown.

Already reports are coming in that indicate the negotiations aren't going well.

Arch-Angel Gabriel has issued this terse statement---"We're exhausted, we've NEVER had time off, we're expected to be in many places at the same time, and we just can't continue like this and be expected to perform at the top of our game!"

Upon hearing that, Arch-Angel Uriel added the following---"I've been there whenever I've been needed. When I heard that there was impending disaster, I diligently instructed Noah and was there day and night to make sure every single last insect and bug was accounted for! I have been working non-stop ever since. Enough already!"

Arch-Angel Michael, who usually stays out of messes like this, interrupted the press conference to announce:
"No more channelings from me! I've had it with so many people trying to get me to say things that I really don't want to be bothered with saying. I'm expected to be a Warrior for Peace, and find it difficult to spread myself so thin. I've been all over the map lately, and what about my needs?"
With that, Michael threw his sword to the side, tossed the microphone on the floor and stalked out of the room.

Arch-Angel Raphael picked up the microphone from the floor, tapped it to make sure it was working, and said "Holy crap! Where does this leave me? I've been so busy trying to help bring healing to the world, I've neglected my fellow angels. I'm sick about this..."

The news conference ended abruptly.

A few hours later, despite the suspension of time, we received word that the Guides were meeting in a secret location to elect a spokesperson, and, to work on their demands.

It didn't take long to uncover their whereabouts---one of our group of reporters found them enjoying themselves at a resort in the Florida Keys.

One guide in the room announced that they should go on strike---that they are ignored by many humans and never get any encouragement from the Arch-Angels and Ascended Masters. They are the workhorses of Universe. Thunderous applause ensued and it took a while for the room to quiet down.

Another guide, wearing long white robes with a mismatched pair of shoes, stepped up to the podium to announce: "Look, this is the first time in many ages that we've all been together in one room so let's try to calm down. If we go about this the right way, we can put together a schedule so that we can all take some much needed time off."

Yet another guide pushed her to the side and shouted "We've got Spirit! Ooooh! Aaaahh! Yes we do! Take this job and do you know what with it!"

With that, the room erupted and chanting could be heard.

"Send our jobs to India!"

"Let us strike to be free!"

"Invest in us, we keep the lights on!"

"Power to the Guides!"

"Recall the Ascended Masters!"

At this point, my cell phone began vibrating---a text message alert had been issued by the Chakra Community.
It seems that now the Chakras are in an uproar over not ever being allowed to go Retrograde!

During this time of turmoil, Earth Students, we may be left to our own devices while the Spirit World gets their act together.

I have to get ready to go to work now, so the suggestions that I'm being told to share with you now are quite simple.

We need to leave the Arch-Angels alone for a while, and let's all try to be on the same page and give our Guides breathing space so that they can work on a unified platform of demands to present to whomever it is that they will be contacting to come up with a workable solution.

It's no coincidence that this is happening----

Change is in the air.....

[AkashicWreckage]

I'm glad that you enjoyed it Jeanne and Joy. I thank you both for tolerating my release of the "information" that "they" keep telling me to share! ;-D
Blessings,
AW

[Joy Hart]

Laughter is so good for us. Thank you.
Joy

[Jeanne]

AW, I'm laughing so hard... tea is coming out my nose. Thanks for this seriously funny, uplifting news flash.